I told my neighbor I think his garage roof needs to be replaced. These are growing from under the multiple layers of shingles. by 45and47-big_mistake
Beavertails11 on September 26, 2025 9:08 pm Maybe Linus can replace some shingles when he’s up there waiting next month.
CaptServo on September 26, 2025 9:09 pm People coming out with Halloween decorations earlier and earlier
greenknight884 on September 26, 2025 9:18 pm This is what happens when you hire Fairy Godmother Roofing
eat_me_86 on September 26, 2025 9:27 pm He’s just preparing for the inevitable collapse. That roof food is going to sustain him.
Bar_Foo on September 26, 2025 9:33 pm I’ve heard of putting a patch on your roof, but a *pumpkin* patch?
maeglin_lomion on September 26, 2025 9:35 pm What makes this better for me is that the first answer I could come up with when my brain went “but how?” is “oh maybe bird shit”.
LilacYak on September 26, 2025 9:37 pm And here I am having trouble getting my pumpkins to grow with tender loving care and fertilizer
echochilde on September 26, 2025 9:43 pm Gable gourds! Ceiling squash. Peak Pumpkins. You still growing them in the ground like a chump, OP?
NoWomanNoFry on September 26, 2025 9:46 pm I have lovingly tended to my pumpkin plant for weeks and so far I didn’t get one single fucking pumpkin. What the fuck
HailstheLion on September 26, 2025 9:52 pm remember the rooftop levels in Plants Vs Zombies? He’s preparing for the apocalypse.
xGoatfer on September 26, 2025 9:59 pm Using the roof of your garage or home to act like a terraced plot. Might be an interesting idea on space limited housing…
bumble_flex on September 26, 2025 10:13 pm Just when I thought I’ve seen everything bro exposes me to roof squash. I’m not sure this is what they meant by rooftop garden.
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Maybe Linus can replace some shingles when he’s up there waiting next month.
Hes trying to squash the argument
People coming out with Halloween decorations earlier and earlier
that’s a nice crop of roof pumpkins there
that roof is beyond toast
Mind your own business. Roof squash is delicious.
This is what happens when you hire Fairy Godmother Roofing
Is that spaghetti squash?
Is that a fucking pumpkin??
Sir, that roof needs harvesting.
I see he got those newfangled gutter gourds
He’s just preparing for the inevitable collapse. That roof food is going to sustain him.
Nature > Homeowner. Fact!
I love a good roof squash!
I’ve heard of putting a patch on your roof, but a *pumpkin* patch?
Ready for the apocalypse. His house is made of food!
What makes this better for me is that the first answer I could come up with when my brain went “but how?” is “oh maybe bird shit”.
And here I am having trouble getting my pumpkins to grow with tender loving care and fertilizer
After the harvest.
Gotta gourd against further roof damage for sure.
That roof looks like mush…
Gable gourds! Ceiling squash. Peak Pumpkins.
You still growing them in the ground like a chump, OP?
That roof has a case of the shingles!
I have lovingly tended to my pumpkin plant for weeks and so far I didn’t get one single fucking pumpkin. What the fuck
Ahh.. Nothing is better than pumpkins!
He actively changing over to a green roof
remember the rooftop levels in Plants Vs Zombies? He’s preparing for the apocalypse.
Maybe the roots will help hold the roof together.
Stop negging his Halloween decor.
Using the roof of your garage or home to act like a terraced plot. Might be an interesting idea on space limited housing…
Just when I thought I’ve seen everything bro exposes me to roof squash.
I’m not sure this is what they meant by rooftop garden.